YUp ..our new lecturer decided it would be fun to give the students a lovely beutiful creative ..dumb story to write ...so yuh ...this is waht i wrote .... moral of the story ..dont give jared fictional stories to write ..cause ..its like mixing peanutbutter and water and drinkin it down ..or sumthin worse ..you think of it .
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DUMB STORY
“….NOOOO!” The man screamed his last breath while pleading for his life. They mocked him, kicked him and tortured him while he lay there helplessly dying…
The furious mob of people showed no mercy to the crushed man. He was as good as dead …
“What’s all the commotion about” asked one of the men … they said, “This man…he speaks of us as though we will kill ourselves in the future ... tells us we are fools who will eventually consume and destroy ourselves with the path we are going ..”
There was an awkward pause as the words of the men sunk into his mind …
The fire from the mobs torches reflected off his face. “Well, what’s wrong with that? Why kill the man??”
Again there was an awkward pause of stupidity. Finally one of the men stammered saying, “umm …we don’t know … we just felt that it would be appropriate to kill him .umm…for….for ..umm... “BLASEFHEMY!!” ...”YEAH BLASPHEMY” the other men roared in agreement. Having listened to them speak, the man just shook his head in amazement at how stupid these men were. He walked away muttering ...”at the rate you people are going. I won’t be surprised if what the man said was true”
Now back to the present, 7,000 years past since the time of the dying mans prophesy, and technology became so advance that it was absolutely impossible to survive without the modern day lifestyle. People became so captivated by technology that you could safely say that there was not a soul that lived without it.
As time passed people became so dependent on it that even some of their dysfunctional organs were replaced by organic metallic ones (metal organs). People became redundant as robots began doing the work for them. Most people see it as a big help, making life much more convenient but to Chuck and his friend Larry the era of robots was greatest threat to mankind that had yet to face.
Chuck is this very tech savvy guy who sees ahead of things and is always thinking and planning about possible ways the future is going to turn out. Larry on the other hand is more like the guy who is laid back and let’s chuck do all the thinking. In other words he doesn’t think very much, their kind of like the cartoon series “the Pinky and the Brain.”
Chuck was also a very persuasive guy. In fact he was so persuasive that he even made Larry believe that he could tell if there was something fishy going on just by sniffing the air! Well, that has nothing to do with the story so let’s get back to it.
So anyway, as I said Chuck being the thinker and always being on a look out sensed something wrong in the environment. Well, to put that in clearer words he knew that the government was planning something that would completely destroy mankind completely.
Don’t ask how he knew, because like I said, he was very good at all this stuff and when I say “very good” I mean “VERY GOOD”. Like so good that even Chuck Norris couldn’t figure out what he was able to.
Well, back to what I was saying, Chuck knew something was up. He just could sense a plot to kill the Human race, just like how Yoda could sense “The Sith” wanted to destroy the Jedi (Star Wars).
The only thing that puzzled him was why the government would want to destroy his own race. It was a big “question mark” for him and for once he was actually puzzled and in some strange way …stuck. Chuck started doing research on the main guy running the whole “government” game. His name was Bobby, and he was a black smith. That was of course before he became the big head of the government aka “the big guy who rules the country” (the president, in this story they call him “the big guy who rules the country” TBGWRTC). So anyway TBGWRTC/ Bobby gave Chuck an awfully hard time to get information on. That wasn’t very necessary for you to know but it was at the same time.
Meanwhile as Chuck was finding out more about this Bobby guy, Bobby was busy conducting a master plan to take over the world and destroy the human RACE!!!(What did I tell you, chuck just knew). So, here was bobby’s plan. He was going to take over the world some way or another, introduce a virus to the “World Running on Robotic system” (the system that controls the whole world) that will cause all the robots to install a transforming devise that would transform all the humans into robots, thus destroying the human. Well, his plan was much more complicated and filled with descriptive words but I just put it down in the simplest form I could think of for my dear readers.
So, bobby went on to discuss his plan with his faithful wise men. He told them everything and they all threw back the same question to him. The question was this…”Why” (well what they really meant was “why would you want to destroy the human race when you yourself are human, and what would you accomplish after that?” but the wise men didn’t like to speak much. This was because they liked to portray themselves like “owls” big eyes and small mouths). Bobby’s response to their question was this ...”BECAUSE NO OTHER BAD GUY IN THE PAST HAS EVER ACCOMPLISHED TAKING OVER THE WORLD…AND …. ….I was infected by the virus … which turned me into a dreaded robot and I like “Robocop””.
Yes I know what you’re thinking….why would stupid Bobby tell them he was a robot … But after he told them that he injected them with the virus and the wise “owl like men” became robots.
So anyway, back to our main characters, Chuck and Larry. Chuck wasn’t having too much luck with finding out information on bobby. In fact he was getting frustrated… very frustrated …VERY VERY FRUSTRATED! So since he couldn’t find anything much on Bobby he resolved to go and ask for Larry’s opinion on why Bobby would want to destroy his own race. Well he did, and it went something like this: Chuck: “hey Larry”
Larry: “hey Chuck” Chuck: hey umm.. Larry I’ve got a question for you” Larry: “cool”
Chuck: “Why would TBGWRTC want to take over the world and destroy the human race if he himself is human ??!?” Larry: “Ahh.. That’s easy, its because he’s a robot!! Not a human” Chuck: “that’s crazy, he was a BLACK SMITH!!”
So yeah, that’s how the conversation basically went. Chuck of course didn’t take Larry seriously and decided he should go on his quest to save the world from dying to technology in the hands of the evil Mr. Bobby.
Bobby in the mean time was busy putting his great plan to take over the world into action. After a lot of complication and many conversations with different leaders in the world he finally succeeded to take over the world!! All that was left now was to introduce the virus!
Now while Bobby was making his way to the “World Running on Robotic system”
Chuck and Larry were following him close behind! (Don’t ask how they got there so fast because they just did… It’s how the story goes)
Well as I was saying, Chuck and Larry were close behind him. In fact they were actually ahead of him. No, I’m not contradicting myself; they just caught up with him from the time you took to read the previous sentence to this one. So anyway, to cut the long story short, both Chuck and Larry decided to stop the bad guy just before he was about to introduce the virus to the “World Running on Robotic system” and they had a normal bad guy good guy talk which lasted for 10 minutes and then just as the bad guy was about to kill the HEROES..Larry takes out his super soaker water gun and shoots Bobby the blacksmith and all his little hence men and since their robots they all get dysfunctional and die. Thus leaving out 2 heroes with the victory!
Chuck later found out that Larry had read about an old prophesy of the dying man telling about how the world will destroy itself and bla … bla …bla… You know the rest. So that’s it Folks our story ends with the heroes remaining heroes and the all time bad guy mission to take over the world failing once again.
THE END
Author: ALBANYO aka Jared
.... albanyo means toilet ...i like spanish :D
